Vote: Worst Tourists in Cyprus

Which tourists test Cypriot patience the most? Cast your vote and see the results! One vote per session - democracy in action! 🗳️

Cast Your Vote

Based on your experiences in Cyprus, which tourists are the most challenging?

Total votes cast: 3535

Current Rankings

Live results from fellow Cypriots and residents. Remember: this is satire, not hate! 😉

#1
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Israeli Tourists

1247 votes (35.2%)

35.2%

Common Complaints:

Land buying sprees
Arrogant behavior
Not respecting local customs
Driving like they own the roads
#2
🇷🇺

Russian Tourists

1089 votes (30.8%)

30.8%

Common Complaints:

Loud and demanding
Expecting everyone to speak Russian
Monopolizing beaches
Rude to service staff
#3
🇬🇧

British Tourists

698 votes (19.7%)

19.7%

Common Complaints:

Acting like they still own the place
Complaining about everything
Getting too drunk
Sunburned lobster syndrome
#4
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German Tourists

312 votes (8.8%)

8.8%

Common Complaints:

Beach towel reservations at 5 AM
Over-organizing everything
Complaining about inefficiency
Nudist assumptions
#5
🇺🇦

Ukrainian Tourists

189 votes (5.3%)

5.3%

Common Complaints:

Actually quite polite
Mostly grateful to be safe
Rare complaints
Generally respectful

Important Disclaimer

This voting system is purely satirical and for entertainment purposes. It reflects frustrations with overtourism and housing issues, not hatred toward any nationality.

Cyprus welcomes tourists from all countries. The real issue isn't the tourists themselves, but the government's failure to manage tourism sustainably and protect local interests.

The housing crisis and land ownership problems stem from poor governance, not from any particular group of people. CyprusCoin aims to fund leaders who can address these systemic issues properly.

The Real Solution

Instead of complaining about tourists, let's fix the system that created these problems. Support leaders who will implement sustainable tourism policies and protect local communities.

CyprusCoin: Funding Real Solutions

When we reach $100M market cap, we'll fund political candidates who understand that tourism should benefit locals, not displace them. Leaders who will implement fair housing policies and sustainable development.